Sage and I love sharing the ugly side of DIY. For one, it is super easy content to produce (messing things up is our natural state). But mainly we think it is super important to be as open and honest about the things that don’t go well as the things that turn out great that we’re really proud of (like Sage’s amazing coffee table – if you missed that post on Monday, go check it out NOW).
We’ve shared a lot of things that didn’t quite go as planned, from my recent hiccups along the way in building a table, to Sage’s racking issue in stage 1 of her table, to some of the less-picture-perfect parts of our homes, to things that went wrong with larger projects. But ever since Sage’s hilarious tutorial on how (not) to install a toilet, we haven’t shared something that was just all wrong from start to finish.
So, today, I’ve got a very sad story for you, about a craft I was really excited about doing that just totally didn’t work out. And we’d love to hear whether this is the sort of thing you’d like to read occasionally. Are you a terrible person who likes to laugh at our failures? Is it motivating/fun to see how others struggle with projects and crafts? Trust me, we’re plenty full of ourselves (for some of the reasons why, see this, this, and this) so it won’t do our egos much harm to meditate on failure now and again.
But onto the task craft at hand. As you know, I’ve been getting pretty into cement projects, with some success.
When I was brainstorming ideas for further projects with this fun material, I had an idea to make a cement easel with a wooden lip that could sit up on a desk or bookshelf and hold a photo or small piece of artwork. It would be sort of like this cement iPad stand, except thinner and with wood instead of glass.
I was very pleased with myself about this brilliant idea. Problem was, I didn’t know anything about (a) physics or (b) cement.
I started by making a mold out of cardboard boxes and packing tape.
I just cut the cardboard into shape, taped it together, and then coated the entire interior with packing tape.
This actually worked pretty well, as the packing tape formed a good slick coating on the inside which would let me release the cement easily down the line.
And, as you can see, the mold stood up just fine on its own. (In hindsight, we realize that this is because it is full of air instead of cement.)
I set up the mold on a pair of bricks, and made sure it was perfectly level. I took detailed process images so I could share my brilliance with the internet.
I filled it in with cement, carefully inserted the wooden lip (on which the artwork could sit) and let it dry.
I already had visions of how I would use my awesome new picture stand. So once it dried, I eagerly took it out of the mold to try it out.
It sprung free from the mold just fine… but the first problem had already appeared. Can you see the cracks?
If you can’t see them, don’t worry, this next image will make it a little more clear.
Yeah, it was not structurally sound and fell apart pretty much immediately.
I’m not 100% sure why. It could have been that I took it out too early (although it seemed plenty dry at the time). There also could have just been too little cement on either side of the wooden ledge so that it couldn’t hold together. It also may have been caused by the wood absorbing water and expanding while the cement hardened, causing the little fractures that eventually made it fall apart completely.
But don’t get too bummed out by that bad luck. Even if the material had held together, it still would have been a failure. Because science.
Or, because of basic common sense that a tiny wedge like that wouldn’t be enough to hold up an entire block of cement.
So, in a lot of ways, this project was a total failure. ZERO easels were made that day by me.
I do think I’ll try this project again someday. Based on what I learned through these failures, I have a few ideas:
Give up because picture easels are stupid and nobody likes them anyway- Make the wedge larger
- Make a back support using a bracket of another material instead of a cement wedge, so that it can be long and thin
- Use a different material like metal or plexiglas for the ledge
- Made the ledge out of a row of dowels, so that there is more cement material to hold the whole thing together
What do you think? Any advice or ideas for how I can overcome these issues?
(Sharing at Think and Make Thursday, Idea Box Thursday, Two Uses Tuesday, Tip Me Tuesday, Whimsy Wednesday, and Create It Thursday)