Naomi – Author at Plaster & Disaster

I didn’t expect to be back so soon with anything at all to say about the kitchen renovation that I kicked-off last week. In fact, I had a different post on a completely different topic planned for today. However the kitchen is what has been on my mind and so I wanted the chance to talk more about it here!

I have no illusions that I am a fast DIYer or decorator and so fully expect that this kitchen project will take a very long time. If it it took Sage a year to complete her gorgeous renovation, I bet my much less ambitious project will take at least two (hopefully joking). So I knew that the first step I would need to be setting up a good system for us to live well while the project is underway. Since we plan to remove a few of our cabinets that means that we need a good place to keep all of that stuff until they are rebuilt.

Thus, meet our new pantry:

It certainly makes the living room less relaxing, but it is conveniently located only 5-10 paces (depending on who is doing the pacing) from the kitchen workspace. Not how we’d plan the house for the long-run but a great interim solution!

And I am not sorry to not be reaching into the depths of this cabinet anymore, either.

We’ve been planning and are starting to think about appliance purchases, and so I’ve been thinking a lot about the look and feel that I want for the space. My post last week was mostly about function so I wanted to share a little on the inspiration/design side of things. I’ve been adding to a kitchen inspiration pinterest board for months and am now going back through and looking for themes. Nothing is decided but here is what I’ve been loving!

A lot of the kitchens that I’ve pinned feature a strong, geometric pattern as their main design element. I love when tile is really bold and is allowed to shine! This was a bit of a surprise to me, as in the past I’ve been convinced that I wanted a Mexican tile kitchen, but I’m responding to the cleaner look right now.

Of course, I’ve also got a thing for kitchens that make some bold, crazy moves and feature out-there design elements, whether it is intense tiles, bright cabinets, or mismatched elements. I definitely don’t want to make my kitchen boring, but I’m nervous about taking it too far. Also, Brad has vetoed the yellow cabinet idea. I’ll have to figure out how to get in something fun and edgy without going over the top.

My pinterest board also has a lot of kitchens that I’d call quirky and boho (for lack of a better term), with bright colors and patterns/combinations that shouldn’t work but they do. These kitchens look like they were put together tastefully over time and I love that look! I want it to feel homey, not sterile or over designed.

Finally, I am crazy about wood elements in kitchens: wood cabinets, wood furniture, wood shelves, etc. I love the warm look after so many all-white kitchens. And we all know that natural textures is the top trend of 2018! I can’t very well renovate my kitchen in 2018 without taking that into account, can I?

So I’m thinking a lot about how to bring this all together. Unsurprisingly, these same elements are what I like in other rooms. I’ve seen their combination go right before in places like my dining room…

… as well as just not quite come together right in places like my living room.

And the kitchen would be an extremely inconvenient/costly place to get it wrong!

What do you think? Any advice on combining these elements or resources I should look at (for tiles, design elements) as I am planning?

As loyal readers well know by now, we like to play a little game here from time to time called “Craiglist: Awesome or Terrible?” We realized in our many thrifting/bargain-hunting adventures that there can be a surprisingly fine line between the totally amazing and the too-weird, and so we like to find things that we think approach this line and get your votes on which side of this delicate balance our chosen items fall.

However, sometimes when we’re searching for items we can’t quite decide on, we find postings that require a moment of face-in-palm. Moments that make you ask, “if you are trying to sell this item, why did you advertise it this way?” Moments that make you actually want to email the person to give them feedback. Of course there will always be the odd person who is trying to sell a large dresser but doesn’t see fit to share the dimensions of said dresser in their posting, but we can chalk that up to a rookie mistake. Today we wanted to share a few postings that raise deeper questions, like “does this person really want to sell this item, or are they perhaps just doing this to get a nagging spouse off their back but as ineffectively as possible to hopefully not attract any buyers?” At the end of the post, we’ll ask you to pick the post that does the worst job selling what it’s trying to sell.

First up, there’s always the large number of people who photograph their items in incredibly low light. This person seems to have found quite an extreme, though. Even knowing it’s a headboard we still can’t really get our eyes to see it.

Though we don’t really need to see it for ourselves, as we’ve been assured that it’s in great condition.

Also in the dark photo category, there is this person who we’re really tempted to email and ask if they’re sure they want to sell their lamp.

It seems like maybe they really still need a lamp in this room….

Next up, we have an artsy, close-cropped image. We admire the creativity, but this does not seem like the time to play with perspective.

Speaking of perspective, take this ad for a roll-top desk, which is only for the “discriminating” buyer. We’re going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they meant “discerning,” which you’d have to be to figure out what on earth is in this photo.

And in case you thought one of the 4 other photos would clarify it…

Then there’s this person, who seems like they are valiantly trying to follow advice they read about photographing with something to indicate scale. However, a closed tape measure that itself could be a number of sizes does not make the most effective prop.

Why would they not extend the tape measure after going to all the trouble of putting it in the photo?

Another example of an odd item for scale is this water jug. At least, we have to assume that’s why it’s in the photo, since it certainly isn’t period appropriate.

Then there are the sellers who seem to assume we need to see an item in its true state to imagine it in our own homes…ie totally messy and covered with stuff.

Pro tip when selling on craigslist: you don’t actually have to clean your whole house — bloggers have succeeded for years in making their homes look perfect by moving the mess right out of frame (and we’re no exception). Just take literally 15 seconds to scoop that pile of clothes (shawls? blankets?) off the chair and throw them on the floor behind you.

We blame the new “unmade bed” trend in interior design photography for convincing people that they don’t need to make their beds. We’re sorry, sir/madam, but unfortunately you cannot take the same liberties as Anthropologie when you’re selling a used mattress.

And lastly, this one is not like the others but we just had to share because we are seeing more and more chairs advertised as plant stands. We get that you can use a chair as a plant stand, but it seems like a bit of an overreach to include that in its billing.

Or, at least list all the other things you could use it for…unique lamp table, unique clothes pile holder, unique place to stack unread mail, unique place for your cat to sit and stare at you menacingly, etc.

So which of these postings do you think is most successful at being unsuccessful?